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Im shy around girls for one reason... not that I think im ugly, Fat, stuipid, ect..         BUT CAUSE MY DICK IS ONLY 5''  I know you all gonna say its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean or its how you work it. But bottom line if I had a BIG dick i Would have all the confidence in the world. thats why im working on to find a virgin chick so when we have sex my dick whould be plenty big. belive me it sucks being a virgin. I think all my worries is all because I've seen way to many porno-o flicks, I think its bad because for my self and MANY others out there seen them self as small compared to those porno-o men... but im working on it hopefully ill might a nice girl one day    

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hey man my dicks only 3  1/2" long when hard and no one cares!

3 1/2??? NOWAY U LIE if you for real how old r u? have u gotten laid yet??

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But hey man my dicks only 3  1/2" long when hard and no one cares!

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3 1/2??? NOWAY U LIE if you for real how old r u? have u gotten laid yet??

im 7  

(Edited by fundude at 9:39 pm on May 3, 2004)

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Samantha: Mommy, when can I squeeze one out?
Donnie: Not until 8th grade.

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my dick is so big i have to coil it around my leg, and when people piss me off i slap them with it like a tail

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Thats nothing, I have to tuck my dick into my socks and I'd fear seriously injuring someone if I slapped them with it!

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If God had wanted us to ski he would have given us snow, mountains and gravity... hmmm... cya later ppl!!!